country shit

Taking a massive shit, usually a slick greasy one. The shit just slides out. Content shits are also accompanied by rank farts and summer shot pains that can be controlled.
I drank so much last night it gave me the country shits!
by Chibby-Chubbs November 26, 2016
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Country Ass Shit

Meaning, essentially bullshit. Out of this world shit. Lies, drama, things that don’t make any kind of sense at ALL.
Mom; Do you even love me anymore?

Me: Man, get outta here with thatcountry ass shit’
by Niggalations 5:48 July 23, 2021
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Shit Country

Faggot leaders + no consequences = shit country.
It's a universal truth that when you put in faggot leaders, and take away consequences for bad behavior, you get a shit country. It's as true today as it was 2,000+ years ago, and it's never going to change.
by Publius0987 April 23, 2025
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country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.
"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north
by countrypiles August 05, 2016
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Shit Country

Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.
Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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