country blumken 

to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.

I got a country blumken from my sister at camp last year. She said I wasn't as good as daddy.

country blumken by Thomas Theleman December 6, 2006

country blumkin 

Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.

After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.

country blumkin by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009

country blumkin 

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse

my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.

country blumkin by Ryan Kreevil December 22, 2008

Country blumkin 

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.

A Country blumkin is the act of getting a blumkin in an outhouse.

Country blumkin by nonone October 7, 2006