country blumken

to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.

I got a country blumken from my sister at camp last year. She said I wasn't as good as daddy.

country blumken by Thomas Theleman December 6, 2006

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country blumkin

Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.

After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.

country blumkin by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009

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country blumkin

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse

my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.

country blumkin by Ryan Kreevil December 22, 2008

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Country blumkin

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.

A Country blumkin is the act of getting a blumkin in an outhouse.

Country blumkin by nonone October 7, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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