One of Dr. Tran's friends who has a room full of Dr. Tran items, such as Dr. Tran's
Peanut Butter Square Quest Game, and a Dr. Tran bedsheet set, and many Dr. Tran posters. But, although he has these things, he still does not believe Dr. Tran is famous. Leland has a senile grandmother named Grandma Norma, who keeps running over
little boys in her station wagon while taking Leland and Dr. Tran to Toy Cack with ice cream. Leland owns his own little store called TITS, where he hits babies with bricks and "knows how to handle a woman when she gets
out of control." Leland is a cough drop, obviously