My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.
One of Dr. Tran's friends who has a room full of Dr. Tran items, such as Dr. Tran's Peanut Butter Square Quest Game, and a Dr. Tran bedsheet set, and many Dr. Tran posters. But, although he has these things, he still does not believe Dr. Tran is famous. Leland has a senile grandmother named Grandma Norma, who keeps running over little boys in her station wagon while taking Leland and Dr. Tran to Toy Cack with ice cream. Leland owns his own little store called TITS, where he hits babies with bricks and "knows how to handle a woman when she gets out of control." Leland is a cough drop, obviously
Leland the cough drop(advertising for TITS): "Anybody got a good woman? I know how to handle a woman when she gets out of control!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.