couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014

stuff a couch in your pocket

An insult, akin to "stick that in your juice box and suck it". From the video game Animal Crossing, where furniture turns into leaves that can be put in your pocket and retrieved later.

Oh, go stuff a couch in your pocket.

by Natalie the Raging Otaku January 19, 2009

cough pocket

Instead of covering your mouth with your hand and coughing a person can cough into their folded elbow area. This creates a cough pocket. It also keeps you from spreading germs on your hand.

John had a terrible cough. He kept coughing into his hand. His uncle said, "Cough pocket John! Cough pocket!"

by monkey0580 January 31, 2010

Cooch Pocket

1.Another word for vagina

2.What you'd call an emo kid

3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective

4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion

you:Nathan c'mon get off the computer

Nathan:no fuck you!

you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?

Nathan:ehhhhh....

you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket

Nathan:mmm mhmmm....

by mexiCANDO October 20, 2008