couch pocket
A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
couch pocket by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014
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stuff a couch in your pocket
An insult, akin to "stick that in your juice box and suck it". From the video game Animal Crossing, where furniture turns into leaves that can be put in your pocket and retrieved later.
stuff a couch in your pocket by Natalie the Raging Otaku January 19, 2009
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cough pocket
Instead of covering your mouth with your hand and coughing a person can cough into their folded elbow area. This creates a cough pocket. It also keeps you from spreading germs on your hand.
John had a terrible cough. He kept coughing into his hand. His uncle said, "Cough pocket John! Cough pocket!"
cough pocket by monkey0580 January 31, 2010
Cooch Pocket
1.Another word for vagina
2.What you'd call an emo kid
3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective
4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion
2.What you'd call an emo kid
3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective
4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion
you:Nathan c'mon get off the computer
Nathan:no fuck you!
you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?
Nathan:ehhhhh....
you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket
Nathan:mmm mhmmm....
Nathan:no fuck you!
you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?
Nathan:ehhhhh....
you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket
Nathan:mmm mhmmm....
Cooch Pocket by mexiCANDO October 20, 2008
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