couch crickets

When your sitting on the couch and you let one loose (fart) and there is no one to blame not even the dog.

HONEY!!! I Think the couch crickets are back!!!!

by Doormansd September 16, 2013

crouch crickets

A type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a slut. Bugs that infest you vagina or penis

Man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket

i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017