couch bobbing

The act of being sexually intimate with a couch; couch or sofa fetish.

The atmosphere in the room got a little weird when the cat started couch bobbing.

couch bobbing by AcesHai April 23, 2018

Couch Bombing 

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

Couch Bombing by tnt May 1, 2003

Couch Bombing 

The act of driving around town looking for couches people have put out for garbage, picking them up spacious vans, and loading them all into a singular persons backyard.

Small enough to move, big enough to be a nuisance for the recipient.

If I had a nickle for every time you couchbombed me I would have like twenty five cents you fecking pricks. I fecking hate couch bombing"

Couch Bombing by MC. Kirbstomp July 23, 2010

couch bombing 

when you place a small plastic sandwich bag filled lotion (or the lubrication of ur choice) inbetween the cushions of a couch and then "have your way with it".........that is to say: to insert your penis in it and hump away.

Chan-ho: "wut the hell is couch bombing??"

Oobuku**click click**: "well..couch bombing is when you place a small plastic sandwich bag filled lotion (or the lubrication of ur choice) inbetween the cushions of a couch and then "have your way with it".........that is to say: to insert your penis in it and hump away."

couch bombing by Brian "clint torres" loau September 5, 2004

Couch Bombing 

When somebody humps a couch for pleasure.

I just started to explore couch bombing, and to my suprise it felt good, so i continued.

Couch Bombing by Phil johnsbury August 16, 2008