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cottonism
Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.
My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"
cottonism by Melanie Cotton July 24, 2005
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Alabama Cottonfield
When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left on the ground is referred to as an "Alabama Cottonfield".
The mexicans left an alabama cottonfield on that bricklaying job. I guess we should rent a Mexican Space Shuttle so they don't crap everywhere. Who is gonna pick up all this toilet paper?
Alabama Cottonfield by HydroShok September 4, 2008
cottonfielder
(adj.) An old African American female who chases a tumbling tampon down the road much like a full-blooded American would chase a ball down a baseball field.
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cottonfielder by CheeseNigha June 2, 2014
cottonuity
If you encounter cottonuity issues when sewing, try switching to polyester thread; it's known for more durability and stretch/flexibility.
cottonuity by QuacksO June 28, 2025
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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