cotton pony

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

by the cheshire kat August 08, 2008

Cotton Pony

A tampon

Damn bitch, why you so pissed off today, are you riding the cotton pony or some thing?

by Global Fuckin Smoke October 01, 2003

cotton-pony

A ladies sanitary product

"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".

by ChrisBling January 18, 2006

Cotton pony

On the rag.

Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.

by Scottwax April 27, 2003

The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009

riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

by damedonna July 03, 2006