cotton head

an old lady that has a hairdo that resembles cotton which is white and puffy.

those cotton heads are everywhere!

by Blond babe March 05, 2008

Cotton heads

Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?

"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."

by Tmeister December 16, 2003

cotton-headed ninnymuggins

dumb or foolish. ninnymuggins doesn't really have a meaning.

its a funnier way to say silly

sorry i'm late, my car was being such a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

by scuba steve December 24, 2004

cotton-headed niggymuggin

A racist term that should never be used

You see that guy? he a total cotton-headed niggymuggin.

by anon1210 November 12, 2010

oxy-cotton head

Not much diifrent than a crack-head.Only diffrence iz u use a prescription.chop that shit up and enhale.

1.Yo!I can't wait to hit dat oxy.

2.4real dawg.

1.A let a nigga have bout 20.

2.Hell nah u oxy-cotton head.

by not needed December 16, 2007

cotton-headed-ninny-muggin

someone who is not very skilled at their job

Buddy the Elf

by Johnny Depp December 06, 2003

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.

Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."

by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009