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Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.
“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”
Cotton Cooch by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022

cooch cotton 

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret
Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale
cooch cotton by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016

cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.
I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."
cotton coochie by yea gurl July 28, 2011

coochie cotton 

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.
Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

Cottoncooch 

Noun; (1)slang for tampon. (2) or a word to describe a girl being a bitch.
Dear Keira Knightley, stop pms-ing you cottoncooch.
Cottoncooch by hubriftoden June 13, 2011