cotten cooch

The state-of-being of a vagina after wiping in the bathroom. This occurs when tissue residue is left on the vagina.

Yeah, man, I went to eat her out and she had a case of cotten cooch!

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.

“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”

by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022

cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret

Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale

by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016

cotton coochie

This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.

I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.

Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"

Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."

by yea gurl July 28, 2011

Coochie cotton

Another word for a Tampon

Do you need some Coochie Cotton

by IamGAY234 June 18, 2020

coochie cotton

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.

Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

by snug as a bug in a rug September 24, 2020

Cottoncooch

Noun; (1)slang for tampon. (2) or a word to describe a girl being a bitch.

Dear Keira Knightley, stop pms-ing you cottoncooch.

by hubriftoden June 13, 2011