costco adult

Noun. The costco adult is much like the Disney adult, but poor.

The costco adult, though poorer, is still very self involved and entitled. They also lack the spatial and social awareness to function well in a society (see douchebaggery). Normal, well adjusted adults avoid them as much as possible since these freaks will die on any hill in costco's honor. Being a consumer is their identity and only goal in life and while shopping is the most pathetic hobby on the planet, it seems to bring costco adults some form of satisfaction. Not happiness (costco adults abhor happiness); simply satisfaction.

Unlike Disney adults, costco adults ages range from 30's to 70's and are not confined to the millennial generation making them more difficult to identify when not in the vicinity of a costco. Once entering the vicinity of a costco, the costco adult becomes rabid and furious and tranquillizing the costco adult should be considered at that point. Or at any point. Or maybe just forever idk.

Person: are you going to Penny's wedding?
Some other person: no. She's a costco adult so her reception dinner is the costco food court and I'm allergic to hot dogs.

costco adult by loluhohlolohwell March 13, 2026