cosmicjack

The moment when your tripping balls and the Universe stops. Time literally stands still as the notion of quickly rubbing one off, inadvertently transforms to an oblivious masturbation marathon consuming hours on end.

Yo bro, the strangest shit happened yesterday. I got high as fuck then lost nine hours in a Cosmicjack!

by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016

CosmicLick

When people are playing games to humiliate you, and in turn, are humiliated themselves.

The universities should have realized by the games they were playing, they would receive a karmic CosmicLick.

by whatiamibutyourreflection October 24, 2019