corporate tab

when you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant because you know the manager or owner

I'm broke but I'm going to the bar tonight cause I got a corporate tab!

corporate tab by hardhitr3 January 30, 2010

CorporateTube 

A website once known as 'YouTube' that claimed anyone in the world could "broadcast" themselves freely without being a subject to consumer-related pander. This once innocent and playful website has since morphed into an extravagant sell-out and media vehicle of shameless marketing executives. Users are now forced to constantly press 'F5' or close the 'ad box' whenever they (try) to watch a video.

"Oh you want to subject me to an ad? I'll never buy this product AND I won't watch it. That will show CorporateTube." *hits F5 and it doesn't work* "FUUUUUUUUU-"

*Sits back to watch video on full screen* ... five seconds later... "FUCKING AD BOX!"

CorporateTube by KingKongIsMyHomie December 9, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008