corporate tab

when you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant because you know the manager or owner

I'm broke but I'm going to the bar tonight cause I got a corporate tab!

corporate tab by hardhitr3 January 30, 2010

CorporateTube 

A website once known as 'YouTube' that claimed anyone in the world could "broadcast" themselves freely without being a subject to consumer-related pander. This once innocent and playful website has since morphed into an extravagant sell-out and media vehicle of shameless marketing executives. Users are now forced to constantly press 'F5' or close the 'ad box' whenever they (try) to watch a video.

"Oh you want to subject me to an ad? I'll never buy this product AND I won't watch it. That will show CorporateTube." *hits F5 and it doesn't work* "FUUUUUUUUU-"

*Sits back to watch video on full screen* ... five seconds later... "FUCKING AD BOX!"

CorporateTube by KingKongIsMyHomie December 9, 2010