cornfieldistan 

The entire Midwestern region of the United States, known for having a fuck ton of farms and not much else
Somtimes used to denote someone with dissatisfaction with their home city or town, comparing some washed up redneck shithole in Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, etc, to a 3rd world war torn country.

Man I fucking hate living in cornfieldistan, there's nothing to do here

cornfieldistan by cockandballtorture January 9, 2019