The sexual act of taking a female partner and a gallon of cream corn and a KFC buckett to a field and proceeding to fill every orfus on her body with the cream corn. After the corning is complete, kill da bitch and place a kfc bucket on her head. Then proceed to make sweet sweet sweet corn love to that hot bod.
"So how bout you's crabslashin hamburgler ho's come corn bucketting wit us?"
Dude, "Remember when we corn bucketted your sister? No? Well I do!"
"Wiggly Woot Woot In you're toot toot when I's gonna corny bucketted you boo!"
"Ya hear that??? Corn Bucketting! Let's Roll!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.