Corkscrewed 

Banging a chick while your dehydrated turtle head poop acts as a cork holding in the methane and fecal slurry of greasy, spicy food waste; then timing the unclenching of your sphincter with your orgasm causing the explosive release of the "cork" and the spraying and pouring of said fecal slurry wildly onto the receiver of your affection as the cum shot blast her vaginal walls.

On his cheat day Jimmy crushed a sardine pizza with jalapeños and extra cheese as well

as two dozen suicide wings; and then went and corkscrewed Angie, and that's why she's moving. He said it was great!

Corkscrewed by Psychoee July 23, 2019

Corkscrewed 

Popping a cork out of a wine bottle and drinking the whole thing

Friend: My entire family and I corkscrewed this wine bottle last night!
Me: Sick, my girlfriend and I do that too sometimes, but I’ve never corkscrewed with my parents!

Corkscrewed by SexLuma March 30, 2021

Corkscrewed 

A person riding a roller coaster who experiences a loss of personal objects such as ipods, cell phones, cameras, and various wads of cash while going upside down.

"Man, I just lost my phone and my new camera on that spin! How the hell am I going to replace that?"
"Ha, I don't know dude...you're corkscrewed."

Corkscrewed by Alex...Kimber December 26, 2008

corkscrewed 

When you pump so many drugs into one spot it feels like someone's pulling a corkscrew out of it

Friend one "Did you hear Jayson ODed after getting absolutely corkscrewed last night"
Friend two "Damn I hope he gets better soon"

corkscrewed by itsjaylol December 3, 2024

Anatolian Corkscrew 

A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.

The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.

Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.

Anatolian Corkscrew by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

The Katelyn Corkscrew 

A sexual act where you experience maximum penis power. Put 7 dicks in each ear, 2 in each nostril, and one huge one in the mouth, and you're set!

Hey babe~ You wanna try the Katelyn Corkscrew tonight~? I know some people that'll help make it happen~

The Katelyn Corkscrew by Furret walk of Justice April 4, 2019

Commack Corkscrew 

Putting a 100 calorie twinkie into your anus and having a small asian child suck out the cream.

Jamaal Jamaalson: "Yo dawg wat you be up to tonight"
Chun-Hing Choy: "I go Commack Corkscrew your mother tonight!"

Commack Corkscrew by Frenchie Ventimiglia June 3, 2009