cooter crippler 

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

cooter crippler by legendary 71 September 24, 2021

Cripple-Copter

Any wheel-chair with aerial capabilities
A flying wheel-chair
When you launch a paraplegic out of a cannon

"You see that cripple? he needs himself a cripple-copter!"

Cripple-Copter by jdjfsjvb February 9, 2009