coot boot

See cunt punt

Just slightly less profane.

Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.

by Andrew + Kevin March 4, 2009

coot boot

to kick a female in the cooter.

"After she slapped me i gave her a good coot boot."

by Fenske2009 February 19, 2009

cootboot

v. To deny sex and expel from sleeping quarters, having led someone on.

n. The act of such a denial and expulsion.

Man, I was making out with him on his bed and then out of nowhere he cootbooted me!

by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010