coopatard 

1. A paladin in World of Warcraft that believes he has the ability to DPS, A.K.A. Dpsadin.

2. An Asian that thinks he is competent enough to play a video game

3. A pocket healer for warriors, since that is all he is really good at.

4. A hybrid of an Ar-tard and a paladin, can usually be found picking his nose while hiding from the horde.

A scenario involving a Coopatard

Coopa casts flash of light on Desagy
Desagy is healed for 544
Coopa casts flash of light on Desagy
Desagy is healed for 535

*Desagy thinks Coopa is an Ar-tard*

coopatard by Desagyx December 3, 2006

computard 

One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).

Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".

computard by Vishal Agarwala July 6, 2004

Coronatard

A human being that goes into full “end of the world” mode because of the corona virus. Most coronatards buy unbelievable quantities of toilet paper. Also, they usually have coronaphobia.

You see that Karen over there? She’s a real coronatard.

Coronatard by oofblocks March 19, 2020

Coopatas 

A pealed grape

A pealed grape is called coopatas

Coopatas by W B. C December 28, 2019

computard 

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.

quoteSPOILER ALERT: color;whiteat the end, he turns out to be his father/coler/quote

You computard.

computard by SelfControl November 13, 2004

Cooktard

Someone with cooking skills less than average.

Wow she totally ruined the pancakes, that cooktard.

Cooktard by LolYouFellForThat January 4, 2011

computarded 

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

computarded by JRGreen May 22, 2008