coon-prick tooth-pick

This is a tooth-pick made of the bone from the male racoon's pecker (yes, they have bones in their 'boners').

Many a red-neck, hill-billy and sportin' types use this bone to pick their teeth clean after eating our kill.

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Billy used his coon-prick tooth-pick to work the 'possum meat out of his teeth.racoon dick hill-billy red-neck coon dick dick bone
by Clintzuki November 08, 2011
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