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cookie porn 

when a friend friend makes reference to ninja porn while making cookies, therefore making it cookie porn instead. can be used at images.google.com to find asians giving blowjobs.
Person 1: Let's make cookies.
Person 2: Instant ninja porn? WHERE?
Person 1: Cookie porn? What?
cookie porn by Ceet Back July 25, 2006
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porn and cookie party 

a get-together amongst females only, in which each female brings a batch of cookies and watches raunchy porn, while making fun of the terrible quality of the porn
While at the porn and cookie party, Jennifer commented on the porn star's dirty hightops and farmer's tan.

Porn cookies 

That is pornographic cookies that are cut out in pornographic shapes. For example to look like cock and balls,a man and woman fucking,tits,a pussy, a woman in the porn pose ect.
Often served at orgies ect.
Porn cookies by Deep blue 2012 December 22, 2009

Cookiecorn 

A cookiecorn is a magical blend between delicious cookies and unicorns. These magical creatures are very rare and only exist in the great Laya's mind. The cookiecorn is NOT edible. But, if you happen to eat a magical part of the cookiecorn, you will get one wish and one bad fortune that may or may not come true. The Cookiecorn also reincarnate so it cannot die. Unless someone pees on it.
This cookiecorn tastes like my aunt marge's feces.-Irememe
Cookiecorn by ja30nfu June 21, 2017
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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