Cookiecorn

A cookiecorn is a magical blend between delicious cookies and unicorns. These magical creatures are very rare and only exist in the great Laya's mind. The cookiecorn is NOT edible. But, if you happen to eat a magical part of the cookiecorn, you will get one wish and one bad fortune that may or may not come true. The Cookiecorn also reincarnate so it cannot die. Unless someone pees on it.

This cookiecorn tastes like my aunt marge's feces.-Irememe

by ja30nfu June 21, 2017

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Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you

If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

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Cockicorn

Like a Unicorn except instead of a horn their is an erect cock growing from its forehead.

Dan Tucker: Fuck you, you gigantic Cockicorn!

by HalfsaleNotice December 23, 2009

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Cookieboner

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.

Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!

by God Hand November 23, 2011

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Cookietron

The result of placing wads of cookie dough too close together on a baking sheet. When heated, they merge like Voltron to form one huge cookie: Cookietron.

Dude, I put the whole package of dough into a pie pan and I've got the most awesome Cookietron. Grab a fork.

by Matt Hutson December 7, 2005

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