cookie mom

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Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.

(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*

cookie mom by observant teenager March 5, 2009

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cookie mom

Someone who likes cookies a little TOO much..

That woman's such a cookie mom. I mean, she must be buyin them Oreos every other day!

cookie mom by dgdeyu December 10, 2006

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Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

Cookie mom by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025

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cookie moment

When your adorable, cute, and funny girlfriend says or does something adorable, cute, and/or funny.

gf: *says something funny and cute*
me: now this is a certified cookie moment

cookie moment by therealpartyhard March 5, 2021

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cookie moment

When your girlfriend says something really dumb but you don’t want to call her dumb outright, so you say she’s having a “cookie moment”

Babe, this is a certified cookie moment.

cookie moment by BiaVillan March 3, 2021

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mom cookies

Gross Christmas angel shaped jerky type cookies. As seen in the Black Christmas movie re-make, eaten with milk. This word is used greatly among co-workers, usually as a threat.

"Shut the fuck up or I'll make mom cookies out of you"

mom cookies by Ace_666 November 12, 2007

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Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

Mommy baked cookie by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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