cookie curran Share definition Flag a little immature boy that enjoys to eat about 6-8 cookies on a daily basis; that is why his a$% is SO big!! ohhhhhh no attack *bam BAM im' hit xP. cookie curran is a VERY silly boy. cookie curran by mariela(: December 17, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the cookie curran mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch