coochie cobwebs Share definition Flag Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action. I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around. coochie cobwebs by Anonymous December 21, 2003 Get the coochie cobwebs mug.