cooch loofah Share definition Flag In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way. Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah." cooch loofah by sauceb0x August 6, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the cooch loofah mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch