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constibation 

a cross between constipation and masturbation- an art that only very few can do and is very difficult to perform... do not attempt it, it probably hurts!
I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard
constibation by jenrendahothen March 1, 2009

constibating 

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.
Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.
constibating by Rapaca November 16, 2014

Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th was a very importent person, he invented bagels in 1785 and ended the territories war between new Hampshire and Arkansas. He was a very importent person who held the world recorded for throwing a brick, i was from kent Washington to Perth austrila. unfortanetly durring that tragic accident he killed some bitch called bee in 2026. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th also invented time travel. Many people dont know who Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is so this is why im making this. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is very cool and bee is a fucking idiot.
Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th is cool

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th 

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th was a very importent person, he invented bagels in 1785 and ended the territories war between new Hampshire and Arkansas. He was a very importent person who held the world recorded for throwing a brick, i was from kent Washington to Perth austrila. unfortanetly durring that tragic accident he killed some bitch called bee in 2026. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th also invented time travel. Many people dont know who Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is so this is why im making this. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is very cool and bee is a fucking idiot.
Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is cool

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026