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constibacon by Ironballs June 1, 2014
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constibation
a cross between constipation and masturbation- an art that only very few can do and is very difficult to perform... do not attempt it, it probably hurts!
I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard
constibation by jenrendahothen March 1, 2009
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constibating by Rapaca November 16, 2014
Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th
Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th was a very importent person, he invented bagels in 1785 and ended the territories war between new Hampshire and Arkansas. He was a very importent person who held the world recorded for throwing a brick, i was from kent Washington to Perth austrila. unfortanetly durring that tragic accident he killed some bitch called bee in 2026. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th also invented time travel. Many people dont know who Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is so this is why im making this. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is very cool and bee is a fucking idiot.
Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th by anonymous December 29, 2023
Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th
Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th was a very importent person, he invented bagels in 1785 and ended the territories war between new Hampshire and Arkansas. He was a very importent person who held the world recorded for throwing a brick, i was from kent Washington to Perth austrila. unfortanetly durring that tragic accident he killed some bitch called bee in 2026. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th also invented time travel. Many people dont know who Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is so this is why im making this. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is very cool and bee is a fucking idiot.
Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th by anonymous December 29, 2023
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