conspiritard 

Someone who blindly believes every single conspiracy theory, no matter how ludicrous they sound, nor how little evidence backs the claim. Caught up in an ego trap, conspiritards will rage spam memes that hold no substance whatsoever, and then claim everyone else suffers with cognitive dissonance..

"Dafuq do you mean, chemtrails are dead baby stem cells and nanobots, and sprayed on us all to cover up the Flat Earth, you conspiritard! Are you nuts?"

conspiritard by Ricky Roller September 18, 2016

Conspiratard 

A paranoid shut in that believes in almost all of the conspiracy theories on the internet. Usually Alex Jones junkies even though they claim they are not. Cannot be spotted in the wild, instead seen roaming message boards and blogs attempting to spread their disease of paranoia. Should be treated with massive anxiolytics as that would end their belief in crazy stuff but that would require them to trust doctors which of course they don't (they are Illuminati mind control shills).

Sane dude: Wow that earthquake in Japan was devastating

Conspiratard: Yeah makes you wonder who was behind it (hmm HAARP, wink wink)

Sane dude #2: WTF are you talking about? It was an earthquake idiot.

Conspiratard: Yeah and the twin towers were brought down by a couple of guys with box cutters. You sheep! Do your own research!! Don't drink fluorinated water either!! Ahhh!!!

Conspiratard by signate July 23, 2011

Conspiratard 

A person who gets wrapped up in, or obsessed with, conspiracy theories that have no foundation, are not plausible, or otherwise possible in this dimension or any other. "Conspiratard" is a portmanteau of "Conspiracy retard."

"Take off your tin foil hat and put away your theories on Reptilians you conspiratard!"

Conspiratard by SadieSay June 26, 2014

Conspiratard 

Somebody dumb enough to think that the moon landing footage was faked and they spent millions of dollars building a massive rocket and sending it into the atmosphere just to keep up appearances.

Conspiratard: They tried to fool us by spending millions of dollars building a massive rocket and shooting it into space, but there were no astronauts actually inside it, they filmed a fake moon landing in the desert. A real truther knows that elaborately expensive and unnecessary cover-ups is just what governments do.

Conspiratard by pepelepeu August 14, 2016

conspiratard 

a person who believes in silly conspiracy theories, such as the moon landing hoax or a flat earth.

Only a conspiratard would think that Coca Cola purposely made New Coke suck for publicity.

conspiratard by Jack Ape October 17, 2008

Conspiratard 

Conspiratard: a social media individual that when is disagreed with, receiving criticism or shown to be untruthful resort to accusations and imaginary persecution victimhood rather than present any facts to defend their position.

Example: That C-Inferno goes full conspiratard when faced with criticism
Example: Anita Sarkeesian is a complete conspiratard victim

Conspiratard by Cheeky Bastard Gaming Icon December 8, 2015

conspiratarded

Combination of "conspiracy" and "retarded", a person or theory characterized by paranoid and illogical thinking based around bat-shit insane ideas. Ideas include things such as: The world is run by alien reptiles, the government is into telepathic mind control, the Boston Bombing never really happened and weather is controlled by the CIA. The state of conspiratarded usually comes as a result of too much time in mom's basement combined with forgetting to take meds.

1. Everything from Ed Chiarini- including the claim that Adam Lanza is Michael Phelps the Olympic swimmer- is extremely conspiratarded.

2. Alex Jones is a perfect example of a conspiratarded idiot.

3. Conspiracy sites such as GLP are good places to observe the conspiratarded in their natural habitat.

conspiratarded by Conspiratarded Expert May 16, 2014