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Consolitis 

A word used by PC gamers to describe the cost-friendly practice of developers in which a video game is clearly designed to accommodate the limited capabilities of console systems.

Symptoms include inferior graphics, sluggish gameplay, clumsy user interfaces, checkpoint-based save systems, a lack of dedicated servers, limited customization and simplified game mechanics.
It was clear that due to the overwhelming amount of negative user reviews of Modern Warfare 2 for PC that Infinity Ward had contracted consolitis.
Consolitis by Steakface February 19, 2010
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Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation 

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.
Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

Consolesexual 

When you’re sexually attracted to a game console!
1: I had sex last night!
2: Great! With who?
1: My PlayStation 5!
2: oh no... you’re consolesexual, aren’t you?

consolidate your feces 

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

consolize 

The act of creating a PC game which contains console game design concepts or gameplay offering more instant gratification. These design concepts include, but are not limited to the following:

-Unlockables
-Less customization features
-Very little control for multiplayer hosts

Consolization can often be a result of porting a console game to PC and may often be accompanied by sloppy optimization and widespread technical issues of all kinds.

It may also less literally mean "cheapened" or "simplified" and can, as such, sometimes be applied even to certain console games.
"Man, those games used to be awesome, but lately they've just been consolized."
consolize by Doopydoo22 September 5, 2007

Abyss of Lost Consoles 

Future resting place of the N-Gage.
A taco shaped cell phone? NOOOOOOOOOO*passes out*

Abyss of Lost Consoles 

The place where you will find the Virtual Boy, Sega 32X, Sega Saturn, Dreamcast, and all the other "failure" systems.
Well, at least I found a cable for my Virtual Boy in the Abyss of Lost Consoles.