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extremely drunk, unable to function from the consumption of alcohol, complete and utter inebriation
getting conored, ''man i was so conored last night'', ''did u see that guy who was conored the other night?''
conored by lonely english boy March 7, 2011
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Conored it 

To "Conor it" is used when someone drops the ball, usually in a critical catching situation. It is derived from Conor Murphy, an American citizen so poor at catching the ball, even "stone hands" doesn't quite give the term justice. Conor Murphy's lack of catching ability has earned the phrase to "Conor it", "Conoring it", or "Conored it" when a situation arises where a person is completely unable to execute a very simple catch.
"Bill Buckner simply needed to snap the grounder from 1st base to clinch the World Series title, but instead he Conored it and Mets were able to win."

"I totally Conored that catch, I am so disappointed in myself"
Conored it by UrbanUrman October 19, 2015

Conording 

A word for when someone abruptly mentions or says something completely random or unrelated to the conversation to confuse them or steer away from a subject that makes them uncomfortable.
"Stop conording me, I'm trying to speak."
Conording by ChillJammyTheEpic July 30, 2019

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026