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connock by connack March 21, 2023
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Cannock-Coffee 

A clever means of avoiding an on-the-spot fine for drinking alcohol in a restricted zone; employed by ne'er-do-well's in Cannock, Staffordshire. 

To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
"Hey Ralph, fancy grabbing a couple of Cannock-Coffees and heading to the church gardens, once we've had this skag?"
Cannock-Coffee by iclimbedfences February 22, 2013

Cannock Chase High School 

Commonly known as "The Acedemy For Our Community", CCHS boasts a whopping 11% pass rate for their A-Level examinations, along with gum-infested underdesks, toilets that have cigarette air fresheners, and a management system similar to that of the Zimbabwe economy ministry.
Whilst the image of the school is more important to the headteacher (who shares a name with the protagonist of an advertisement for a certain cleaning product), the place doesn't seem more appetising to prospective students and parents alike than the rear end of a monkey. If said students should be enforced by their parents to attend, they will be successfully be transformed into rude, chavvy delinquents who will stand less chance of gaining qualifications than a hobo.
University interviewer: "So, where did you graduate from?"
Student: "Cannock Chase High School."
University interviewer: "Lolwut."
The land of opportunity in which a man can aquire most things easy, cheap and skanky.........and where a woman can acquire a child very easily before she reaches the age of sixteen.
Did ya bone er?......yeah man i pummelled like a beast........only sixteen an all.......fanny like a wizards sleeve!!! .........doubled up for a while, couldnt feel fuck all mate.
cannock by Graham Bridges May 8, 2005
Connect, which is a name for the dude who supplies you with large amounts of drugs (if you're a slanger).
My conneck say he tight with the CIA!
Conneck by Dope Slanger May 10, 2006

Connocting Poopie 

1) When you try to connect with someone, but you mess it up

2) Pooping butt to butt so your poops connect
1) How was your date last night?

It started off great but we miscommunicated and ended up connocting poopie

2) We took our relationship to the next level last night by connocting poopie. We broke the toilet, though.
(con-ick-ed) v. 1) To be anally penetrated by a prosecutor who regularly cleans his own anus with the U.S. Constitution 2) To be the subject to prosecutorial misconduct to such a degree that it results the filing of a Habeas writ the day of trial 3) To piss on a U.S. Constitution wrapped in the American flag 4) To laugh while burning potentially exculpatory evidence
1) Q: How was court today? A: My butt hurts. Q: Why? A: I got Connicked.

2) Atty.: You're honor, I'd like to move that my client's habeas writ be added to the record. Judge: you haven't even given your opening statement. Atty.: I believe my client is about to be Connicked.

3) Q: Yo, what's this soggy piece of paper, and why is this flag laying here all wet? A: It must have been Connicked by the prosecutor.
4) Q: Wasn't there any evidence showing your client's innocence? A: I thought so, but when I went to the prosecutor's office to pick up my discovery there was smoke pouring out from under the door and someone inside was laughing like a hyena.
Connicked by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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