Conjigulate 

The act of preparing someone or one's self a sandwich.

Somebody conjigulate me

Conjigulate by Random#9 April 21, 2011

condipulate 

to thoroughly sink one's attention onto one subject without thought on any other subject

His attention never seemed to condipulate quite as much as when his favorite show aired on television.

condipulate by Fraener March 20, 2017

conjibulating 

To poke stuff with sticks and get great fun out of it

'Lyk OMFG im conjibulating this hen!'

conjibulating by Jebus the great January 16, 2006

conjungulated

To be conflicted or confused about something. Maybe upset.

Geez Connor, I’m Conjungulated because you don’t think it’s a real word.

“Frozen Peaches”...Jaylen, I’m Conjungulated as to why that word is so funny.

conjungulated by Jay Gottablast April 23, 2019

Configurate 

Slang for configure; Natural "guess" when attempting to use the root of the word "configuration."

Sir, please configurate my computer.

Configurate by Loy February 5, 2008

Conjaculate 

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

Conjaculate by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

Confibulated 

Are you Confused? Do you not know what the fuck this word means? Do you find yourself stumped or stupifyed? Well holy HELL you just defined for yourself the word confibulated!!!

Umm, why can't I find any fucking mellowyellow!!! Well, that would make you Confibulated.

Confibulated by RAO! January 16, 2009