Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."
Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".
Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".
by Dr. Conehead November 11, 2011
A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)
Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!
Hey baby, you want some cone?
Dude, I want to cone that punk.
Hey baby, you want some cone?
Dude, I want to cone that punk.
by sparklesmalone March 11, 2005
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
The art of grabbing a McDonalds ice-cream cone from the ice cream end just to weird out the McDonalds Worker. can also be done various other ways such as scooping the ice cream onto you face for warrior paint
by motownbroooooo June 14, 2011
Australian for;
1. Marijuana. One cone = One completely packed and smoked bong.
2. To smoke weed through a bong.
1. Marijuana. One cone = One completely packed and smoked bong.
2. To smoke weed through a bong.
1. "I smoke about 15-25 cone's a day."
2. "Shit, we've got nothing to eat for breakfast, let's just smoke some cones."
2. "Shit, we've got nothing to eat for breakfast, let's just smoke some cones."
by Diego August 30, 2003
In NZ, the art of placing roadcones in eccentric high-up spots e.g. statues, church spires, tall trees and traffic lights; usually done late at night as a dare and/or for the lulz by groups of bored school kids or dero thirty-somethings on the turps. Common during major roadworks in built-up urban areas. Spates of low-effort repeat offenses draw negative attention from the police, but they have been known to applaud well-executed cone operations that demonstrate a level of skill in scaling buildings/structures.
Must be school holidays, someone's coned the traffic lights at the SH1 intersection.
Let's cone that statue ow.
Let's cone that statue ow.
by wiremu the wise April 2, 2020
by devvonshire May 17, 2007