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congratufuckulations 

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Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.
Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.
congratufuckulations by YeOldPitts August 13, 2007
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congratufuckyoulations • congrataFuckYoulations • Congratfuckyoulations • congratufuckulations

congrataFuckYoulations 

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when someone is excited about something and your annoyed.
annoying guy: Dood I just got 1920 on my SATs!!!

annoyed guy: congrataFUCKYOUlations!
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Congratfuckyoulations 

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A sarcastic word blending “congratulations” and “fuck you,” used to bitterly acknowledge someone’s success with jealousy or resentment.
Oh, you got the promotion I was gunning for? Congratfuckyoulations.
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CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS 

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Someone who knows how to BLEED better than anyone.

DEAD ONES ARE MORE ALIVE THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE and the bodies aren't stacked like COVID CORONA NEW YORK CITY as MISTAKES NUMBER 39.
The forest of LIFE brings many chaps but when someone is anxious to take your picture and say I will call the police and there are certain things buzzing around in the air that is to quite A CHAGRIN to some of his others then you got a a SLAM DUNK CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS to say to them and all of their RIDERS that are in the saddle with them.

TESS TESS TESS is reaching from the grave as CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS as now I KNOW the STALKERS which I know you now they can say you are onto something big.
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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