Condolence High Five 

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

Condolence High Five by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

Condoleezus 

A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.

Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.

Condoleezus by PMax February 11, 2008

Condomer 

A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.

Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer

Condomer by Snoos September 30, 2009

Condoleezzarice 

verb. To condoleezzarice: Skillfully manoever around hairy questions without answering them directly.

The prosecutor was tough, but the defendant was able to condoleezzarice himself out of every questions masterfully.

Condoleezzarice by Yoova August 24, 2006

condoleezza 

practical joke gone tragically wrong. fearing their daughter might one day occupy a position of high moment, strategic importance and international infamy, the reverend and mrs john and angelena rice gave to their only child a name of such improbable ugliness and unwieldly, supurfluous vowel usage as to cauterize any chance of success in public life. sadly, the world now knows their daughter condoleezza as the highest ranking bunifa extant, house negro (see; malcom x's definition), accomplice and willing tool of the criminal george bush regime.

mamma; gastroniquia, where my popeye chicken at?
bunifa; condoleezza done et it up with marss dick chainie

condoleezza by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

condolence 

Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.

After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.

condolence by Larstait November 10, 2003

condoleeza rice

1.) Orthodontically challenged female
sell-out.
2.) Republican marketing prop with no substance.
3.) National security disgrace who dismissed an intelligence briefing entitled "Osama Bin Laden Determined To Attack United States. A month later Osama Bin Laden attacked the United States.

1.) Current Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is A-OK with Sharia law in Iraq that dooms Iraqi women to honor killings & donning burkahs.
2.) African American woman who kisses up to powerful white men.
3.) Stupid bitch partially responsible for the deaths of 3000 Americans.

condoleeza rice by Clevelandchick September 20, 2005