con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.

I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019

condamn

Another way to say condom. Popularized by the YouTube hit video "Shoes".

"What did you expect to get for your birthday, condamns?"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"

by Aluriaphin October 9, 2007