computer sex

when you really wanna bang someone but ur only talking to them on the computer.

also when you wnt to give a guy a boner, all you have to do is have computer sex with him and you will get far...i promise

mary: hey sexy
lyle: omfg if i was there right now i would bang you
mary: lets have computer sex!
lyle: wow...u just gave me a boner
mary: oh yes lyle, oh YES!!!
lyle: HARDER...get it in there!!!

computer sex by ur pet fish February 19, 2009

Computer Sexy 

A woman who's online photos are sexy, but in person she isn't.

Bill: Damn! That Myspace photo is hot!
Jeremy: Nah, she's just computer sexy. I saw her at the bar and she was missing teeth and had a gut.

Computer Sexy by J Unity October 2, 2008

computersexual 

The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow.

Amanda: The song loads for me as soon as I refresh the page.
JonJon: I have no clue, my comp is just acting computersexual right now...
Amanda: lmfaoo! I love it!

My computer is so damn slow that it must be computersexual!

computersexual by Jonathan Medina June 23, 2008

computerlexia 

Just don't understand computers , even after reading all instructions. The struggle is real.

The woman had a severe case of computerlexia and became sad and frustrated that she could not resume filling out a form , even after 2 hours of trying.

computerlexia by Mama llama April 22, 2016