commutourettes

A condition which causes a commuter to scream curses at other drivers - sometimes for no apparent reason.

Bob: "Motherfucker! Pick a lane you stupid douche!
Marc (whispering to Rich): Bob has commutourettes.

commutourettes by thepipe January 22, 2017

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computourette's

A condition similar to Tourette's syndrome wherein a sufferer repeatedly interjects nonsensical phrases or profanities in computer-based conversations.

On Facebook Chat:

Person 1: hey how are you?
Person 2: arrrrg!!!!!!
Person 1: wtf do you have computourette's!?!

computourette's by nomaamyousmell August 25, 2009

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commutourettes • computourette's

computourettes

the act of pressing random keys on the computer for no particular reason; usually occurs when instant messaging.

Matt: and then i told her to make me a sandwich
Adam: ck16abacn'.,b5tmclms
Matt: you must've not taken your computourettes medication today

computourettes by ChaDam315 January 26, 2011

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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