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Community Chest

The way a classy sophisticated fellow might refer to a woman's vagina. As recently heard expressed by Jeff Koz on Millionaire Matchmaker, Season 2, Episode 4.
Brian: I could tell by the end of the date I wasn't going to be able to access her community chest.

Heather: Well, if it's any consolation to you, you can have some of my sourdough cheese sandwich.
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Community Chest

Your local neighborhood whore (friendly or unfriendly) that willingly and eagerly submits to (or begs for) Cleveland Steamers and Dirty Sanchezes.
Guy 1: Look at that chick! She has huge breasts...too bad she looks like a total whore.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's the Community Chest
Community Chest by Guff October 3, 2004

community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.
I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.

Community chest

Sarah’s tits, Amber’s tits, any girl’s tatas
Did you get a look at Sarah’s community chest tonight? Those things are bangin!

cummunity chest 

The bare chest of a female to which a large amount of men share ejaculating on, either at the same time or different times.
Bro, have you heard of the cummunity chest yet?

No, but thank goodness, my sheets were getting stale.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026