Community Chest

The way a classy sophisticated fellow might refer to a woman's vagina. As recently heard expressed by Jeff Koz on Millionaire Matchmaker, Season 2, Episode 4.

Brian: I could tell by the end of the date I wasn't going to be able to access her community chest.

Heather: Well, if it's any consolation to you, you can have some of my sourdough cheese sandwich.

Community Chest by The Real Faulkner March 21, 2009

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Community Chest

Your local neighborhood whore (friendly or unfriendly) that willingly and eagerly submits to (or begs for) Cleveland Steamers and Dirty Sanchezes.

Guy 1: Look at that chick! She has huge breasts...too bad she looks like a total whore.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's the Community Chest

Community Chest by Guff October 3, 2004

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community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.

I landed on the community chest.

Community chest is very flat.

community chest by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

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Community chest

Sarah’s tits, Amber’s tits, any girl’s tatas

Did you get a look at Sarah’s community chest tonight? Those things are bangin!

Community chest by Communitychest2019 January 29, 2019

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cummunity chest

The bare chest of a female to which a large amount of men share ejaculating on, either at the same time or different times.

Bro, have you heard of the cummunity chest yet?

No, but thank goodness, my sheets were getting stale.

cummunity chest by RockinSockin May 20, 2014

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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