Community Chest

The way a classy sophisticated fellow might refer to a woman's vagina. As recently heard expressed by Jeff Koz on Millionaire Matchmaker, Season 2, Episode 4.

Brian: I could tell by the end of the date I wasn't going to be able to access her community chest.

Heather: Well, if it's any consolation to you, you can have some of my sourdough cheese sandwich.

Community Chest by The Real Faulkner March 21, 2009

Community Chest

Your local neighborhood whore (friendly or unfriendly) that willingly and eagerly submits to (or begs for) Cleveland Steamers and Dirty Sanchezes.

Guy 1: Look at that chick! She has huge breasts...too bad she looks like a total whore.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's the Community Chest

Community Chest by Guff October 3, 2004

community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.

I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.

community chest by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Community chest

Sarah’s tits, Amber’s tits, any girl’s tatas

Did you get a look at Sarah’s community chest tonight? Those things are bangin!

Community chest by Communitychest2019 January 29, 2019

cummunity chest 

The bare chest of a female to which a large amount of men share ejaculating on, either at the same time or different times.

Bro, have you heard of the cummunity chest yet?

No, but thank goodness, my sheets were getting stale.

cummunity chest by RockinSockin May 20, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019