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Communist revolution 

What the far left and tankies like constantly LARP about. To them, a revolution is a glorious battle where they, the proletariat, led by a brave leader will stand together against the evil bourgeoisie and it's supporters, where they will ultimately prevail against them, and rebuild the world (or country) to a glorious communist utopia. In reality however, almost, if not all would end with the leader and his buddies usurping control over the previous government, which usually led to a totalitarian or authoritarian government. Stalin, Lenin, Mao, Castro, Ceausescu, all of them end up running their "communist utopia" into the ground, starved their population for "equality" while they and the party elite stuff their fat stomachs with food that would have the populace begging to have, executes any dissidents to the state which include intellectuals, people who have glasses, people who happened to be even a slightly richer than the populace, people who speaks against the state, class traitors, etc, have absolutely zero respect to human rights and freedom whatsoever, and in some cases, commiting genocide against several people who either refused to bow to the supreme leader and the party or "necessary" ethnic cleansing. Apparently to them, THIS is the change needed in the US and the West.
Tankie: America is oppressing workers and made me unemployed despite me doing no effort whatsoever to better myself. We need to incite a communist revolution, right now or else our chains will never go away. Glory to the Revolution!!

Center-leftist: Damn, those tankies really are detached from reality huh?
Demsoc: I think America and capitalism has several issues they must be fixed and addressed, but it should be fixed from within by democratic means, not a communist revolution that will throw the state into shit and cause several atrocities and suffering for it's own people and workers that they claim to protect and support.
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communist evolution 

the gradual and non revolutionary change of any state government into a communist government.
examples:

social security or state owned property in a democracy

while the overall function of the government acts overtly communist, it is still seen by the greater majority as a democracy due to free elections or other topical democratic pastimes.

for more information on the mechanics of communist evolution in a democracy, see: hitler'/national socialist "rise to power" in post treaty of versailles germany.
communist evolution by acornco September 13, 2010

Community Evolution Theory

The study of how communities change and diversify over time through processes analogous to biological evolution: variation in practices, inheritance of successful norms, and selection pressures from the environment (both physical and social). It posits that communities are not static, but are subject to evolutionary forces where external challenges (resource scarcity, conflict) and internal innovation lead to the "descent with modification" of social structures, with some community forms thriving and others going extinct.
Community Evolution Theory Example: The Amish communities in North America exhibit Community Evolution. Faced with the selection pressure of modern technology, variations emerged: some groups strictly prohibit the grid ("Old Order"), others allow limited tech for business ("New Order"). These "speciated" community types inherit and modify core traditions, showing evolutionary adaptation to a changing cultural environment.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026