commando fudge 

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

commando fudge by G smith January 6, 2014

fudge commando 

A male homosexual.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot fudge commando!

fudge commando by sbo January 2, 2014