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Comfortism

A theatre company based in Derby, UK

www.comfortism.co.uk
"Comfortism played to a packed, receptive and very appreciative audience."
Comfortism by Comfortism January 27, 2010

comfortism

The the concept of consoling one's self from potential stresses through a preexisting belief.
If it wasn't for Johns religious comfortism he could have suffered from an ulcer or other stress related ailments during his trauma.

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

comfortitis 

when your so comfortable everyone elses level of comfort seems inferior and futile
Mike-"Nick you always get the best sleeping spot"
Nick-"I know, I have comfortitis right now"
comfortitis by kro43434343 January 2, 2009

Corona comforts

All of the things that we crave and feel that we need, augmented by our sense of isolation, during Pandemic Life.
My Corona comforts consist of a new ritual when I get home from work; I snuggle into my fake fur blankie while devouring a pint of vanilla bean ice cream smothered in melted chocolate, without watching the news, and then I climb into a hot bath prior to some torrid and delicious comfort sex with my sweetheart!

comfortitty 

When a couple sleep together and the man grabs the womans breasts
I love sleeping with my girlfriend her comfortitty is the best.
comfortitty by EmilyReiser November 8, 2021