Colonary

Usually caused by a sudden shock or surprise!
Similar to a "coronary" except you shit yourself.

Some physical preconditions usually are present...
You ate a big meal earlier,

You are drinking or stoned and a little sleepy
You are not expecting a surprise.

Ex:

Bob: Jesus, I just heard Steve had a colonary last night!
Dave : Yeah, but he is now resting comfortably and receiving visitors...

by C U Next Tuesday in Hell! January 04, 2020

colonary

Food that, when consumed, results in a complete colon cleansing.

Taco Bell is a colonary hot spot.

by CCash April 13, 2006

colonary

n. Bowel attack

Tim had a massive colonary after eating the habanero salsa at Taco Casa.

by mikerosier July 29, 2008