cologne ranger

One that offends all around them with their aura of cheap fragrance. One that molests passers-by with a pungent force field of Axe body spray or similar over indulgent smell-weirds.

The cologne ranger over there is making the plants wilt

by Bennie Backslap June 5, 2011

cologneranger

Someone who wears entirely too much cologne.

I could smell that cologneranger from 15 feet away.

by Cologne Ranger June 16, 2007