Colmek

Colok Memek (Female Masturbation)

"Aku colmek biar gak ngantuk"

by RK = The Actual Real One September 19, 2022

colmek

Masturbation by a girl

I feel so good after colmek

by Polili June 8, 2022

Alan Colmes

1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.

1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"

by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004

the dirty Colmes eye

o_O <- it looks like Alan Colmes!!!!

you have to employ the three stooges defense for protection against the dirty Colmes eye!

by hA hA hA September 10, 2004

colmenero

A huge, Mexican family. Loves family gathering. Most the men are very light skin and have colored eyes. Woman are very beautiful.

Colmeneros

by Tightstang04 January 10, 2014

Hannity and Colmes

A Fox News Channel show, shown at 9PM, that is obstensibly a left/right debate on the news of the day between righty Sean Hannity and lefty Allen Colmes. However, this show is really about sex, because Hannity is such a giant prick and Colmes is such a big pussy.

Did you see Hannity and Colmes last night, Sean screwed Allen over unmercifully last night.

by bullrider October 3, 2008

Alan Colmes

1. Democratic voice of the show Fox News Channel show Hannity & Colmes, who really isn't much of a voice. He sits there and just get pummeled by his little douchebag, prick conservative counterpart.

2. Nutless, lack of gonads, No ballz.

Wow! That girl is beautiful, but I'm too Alan Colmes'd to talk to her.

by Scandar April 20, 2006