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Collard Greens 

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
Collard Greens by chaweman August 17, 2021
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Collard Greens 

Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.
Collard Greens by Co11ard Greens February 4, 2019

collard greens 

Some leaf vegetable shit that black people eat, sometimes has bacon and shit.
Yo Kelsey, I want some collard greens. So delicious and hella nutritious!
collard greens by turnip2k14 July 8, 2014

collard greens 

spinach for collard people
white guy-"what are collard greens any way?"
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."

collard greens and tuna 

"Hey Rebecca what is that smell, damn?" "Your neighbor musta brought collard greens and tuna."

collard green 

plant similar to cabbage, popular in southern US. served up with cornbread. mentioned in the movie 'Friday'
'you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from lil' kim's 'came back for you'
collard green by me old fruity October 7, 2005

collared greens 

Another name for marijuana...(weed, dope, etc.)
"Did he get them collared greens?"

Or, "Someone stole my collared greens!"
collared greens by Goose 2k October 5, 2013
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