coldbeer

A beer which has been properly prepared for consumption.

"Hey Jim, pass me another coldbeer."

by Alfador Janus June 3, 2008

coldbeer

It's what texans drink on a sunday afternoon and the other six days of the week.

Hey, Ya'll wanna get some coldbeer.

At the football game, "Coldbeer Here. coldest foam in the dome." Get your coldbeer.

by jonnyfive February 4, 2004

Have No Fear of Ice Cold Beer

Naming the seven diatomic elements:

Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!

Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!

Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?

Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!

Thanks, Man!

by masterhobbit October 25, 2012

Team Cold Beer

When Michael Atlee, Pavlos Angelopoulos and friends of the Pirate group that are known as Team Cold Beer in all there activities dabble in massive amounts of indulgence. "Cold Beer is also the team name of there fishing team, soccer team and their home known as Cold Beer Mansion."

Team Cold Beer, if you aren't first your last.

by Cold Beer Dabbler July 17, 2011

colbeer

South Texas redneck term for a cold beer - usually "Coors Light" or "Bud Light" but ALWAYS a cheap beer and NEVER a expensive beer or a "micro brew!". Plural being "colbeers".

Me and Rusty was sittin' behind a pear cactus drinking "colbeer," and waitin' to smack a hog.

Brodie and Rhonda went to the One Stop to pick up some o' them "colbeers," and bring em out to the barn.

Pete and Ava drove up to the top of the knob to watch the sunset and drink them some colbeers.

by Nick Brothers October 5, 2006

Cold beer passer

Official title, usually for a young child, a girlfriend/spouse, or that lame nigga in the crew, whose sole purpose is to pass beer around to you and/or your friends. This title is highly exercised during games or when the guys are chillin at the crib.

She is my cold beer passer!

My lil boy takes great pride in his job as my cold beer passer.

Honey, don't get mad at me, you know you're my one and only...cold beer passer

by Banks3321 July 23, 2009

Uncommonly cold beer

A tactic used to distract the opposite team in beer pong by claiming the beer is to cold. This will in turn cause the opposing team to focus more on making fun of the fact the other team finds that the beer is to cold, and take their focus off the game.

Check this out son, Tome and I claimed that we were playing with Uncommonly cold beer, it totally distracted Pj and Pete. We won flawlessly, but Pj and Pete suck anyways......i

by Yoda69 December 2, 2010