When Michael Atlee, Pavlos Angelopoulos and friends of the Pirate group that are known as Team Cold Beer in all there activities dabble in massive amounts of indulgence. "Cold Beer is also the team name of there fishing team, soccer team and their home known as Cold Beer Mansion."
South Texas redneck term for a cold beer - usually "Coors Light" or "Bud Light" but ALWAYS a cheap beer and NEVER a expensive beer or a "micro brew!". Plural being "colbeers".
Me and Rusty was sittin' behind a pear cactus drinking "colbeer," and waitin' to smack a hog.
Brodie and Rhonda went to the One Stop to pick up some o' them "colbeers," and bring em out to the barn.
Pete and Ava drove up to the top of the knob to watch the sunset and drink them some colbeers.
Official title, usually for a young child, a girlfriend/spouse, or that lame nigga in the crew, whose sole purpose is to pass beer around to you and/or your friends. This title is highly exercised during games or when the guys are chillin at the crib.
A tactic used to distract the opposite team in beer pong by claiming the beer is to cold. This will in turn cause the opposing team to focus more on making fun of the fact the other team finds that the beer is to cold, and take their focus off the game.
Check this out son, Tome and I claimed that we were playing with Uncommonly cold beer, it totally distracted Pj and Pete. We won flawlessly, but Pj and Pete suck anyways......i
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.