cold vagina 

(n.) A term used to describe deliberate inattentiveness on the part of a female, typically given as punishment for something said or done on the part of a man; analogous to the "cold shoulder" in men

John: I hooked up with Amy at that party last Saturday and Sarah found out.

Dave: Aww dude, that sucks!

John: Yeah, she's been giving me the cold vagina ever since.

cold vagina by Doc. Chim Richalds December 8, 2010

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity 

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity by Foiloiup December 14, 2022