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Cold Front 

When you wet your hand, put it in a freezer, then fist a girl
Dude: how'd last night go?
Bro: she was so hot I cooled her down with a cold front
Cold Front by Bulletparty February 6, 2017

cold front 

The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne
“Ugh it smells like a cold front in here”

“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”
cold front by ayebiotic November 12, 2017

Alaskan Cold Front 

When you turn the freezer too low while performing a Charleston Chocolate Banana.
"Oh shit my dick fell off, I think I accidentally did an Alaskan Cold Front."

Canadian Cold Front 

The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.
My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.

Back End Cold Front 

When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.
To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther.

Backdoor Cold-front 

a Backdoor Cold-front is when you are having sex and a cold breeze crosses your butt.
I was bangin' this chick in the car when I got a backdoor cold-front, my nuts jumped into my throat.
Backdoor Cold-front by Scerino December 31, 2011