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Cokeney can be defined as a slack jawed yokell with newport short, soft pack, stained teeth and a bad Rihanna look alike hair cut that is often confused as a wig. Enjoyes snorting lines of cocaine and smuggles the dust into a secret hiding spot like a donkey faced hoe. Loves the cock.
Cokeney was looking like a hoe today. Okay, Coke-Knee! Cokeney lookin' Bitch
cokeney by Tomb Itconcerns November 22, 2007
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an aggressive overstatement of the significance, scope and magnitude of a problem.
Are you sure this isn't another Coveney?
Coveney by Fazunk May 3, 2013
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Chokeney 

I was getting frisky with a cockney geezer when he wrapped his hands around my neck... he 'totes chokeneyed me 😈'
Chokeney by xSymSymx December 21, 2018
The combination of looking like a caveman and having a monotone voice.
"That dude at the drive thu window was monotone, he looked like he could have been the missing link."

"yeah, he was so coveney.."
Coveney by sunny ye February 26, 2009
see chickenhead or cluckhead. chickenhead chicken head with a dick in her mouth
trevor got aids the other night, he musta hooked up with cokene.
cokene by jay nutz March 17, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026